The boy asked your father: "Daddy! And why do cows have tits between their legs,
and my mother between her hands? "
To which the pope responds: "But because our mother instead of the head - ass!"
Chukchi married a Frenchwoman.
They ask him: "Well, how's your wife?"
Chukcha replies: "The wife is good, only very dirty." She is washed every day. "
A man came to visit his mother-in-law. She sat him at the table, poured borscht,
put the sour cream on the table. And then the cat - a jump on the table, licked sour cream
and fell down dead.
A peasant looking at this, shouting: "Oh, you mother-in-law is so-and-so, I wanted to
I poison! "Throws his mother-in-law out the window from the 9th floor.
Then the cat gets up, alive - unscathed, throws up his paw, clenched into a fist,
and says: "YES !!!"
A peasant in the morning drunk knocking at the door of his house, his wife opens,
and menacingly asks: "Where have you been?". "At the cemetery," the man replies.
"Well, who died?" - ironically asked by the wife. "You will not believe - ALL !!!", - the man answers.