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Anecdote №1 The boy asked your father: "Daddy! And why do cows have tits between their legs, and my mother between her hands? " To which the pope responds: "But because our mother instead of the head - ass!" FAVORITE JOKES




Anecdote №2 Chukchi married a Frenchwoman. They ask him: "Well, how's your wife?" Chukcha replies: "The wife is good, only very dirty." She is washed every day. " FAVORITE JOKES



Anecdote №3 A man came to visit his mother-in-law. She sat him at the table, poured borscht, put the sour cream on the table. And then the cat - a jump on the table, licked sour cream and fell down dead. A peasant looking at this, shouting: "Oh, you mother-in-law is so-and-so, I wanted to I poison! "Throws his mother-in-law out the window from the 9th floor. Then the cat gets up, alive - unscathed, throws up his paw, clenched into a fist, and says: "YES !!!" FAVORITE JOKES



ANJECD №4 A peasant in the morning drunk knocking at the door of his house, his wife opens, and menacingly asks: "Where have you been?". "At the cemetery," the man replies. "Well, who died?" - ironically asked by the wife. "You will not believe - ALL !!!", - the man answers.
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