HISTORY # 2 "OUR CAT AND TELEPHONE"
In our house one of the main members of the family is a white fluffy cat
by the name of Basia, in the world of Tyap. She does not respond to any of her names,
but strenuously fighting for rights and equality, while showing absolutely
not peculiar to cats mind and imagination.
Its main tool in this struggle is the Chinese button
a telephone that stands on a bedside table near the bed where they sleep
owners of the apartment.
It all started with the fact that she did not like the melody of the call on the device
and she learned to paw the receiver off the floor, after which the bell
naturally stopped. In public, she did not risk doing so, fearing
our lawful anger and retribution. We found this by accident by dialing
your home phone number. At a time when nobody at home
of people should not be, the phone turned out to be busy.
We are used to this, and sometimes joked that it's Basya someone calling.
But Basya did not stop there, and, in confirming Darwin's theory,
went further in its development.
Early in the morning, when representatives of the human tribe still sleep soundly,
Basya, obsessed with a healthy morning appetite, begins the ritual process
Wake-up of personnel, called on to feed her in time. And looks
This is true.
The cat jumps on the phone and starts all four paws in turn
press on the buttons. Some light bulbs light up on the machine. Then she
he throws the receiver to the floor. Chinese phone, due to its
origin, goes into hands-free mode and begins to grind
disgusting sounds. The cat at the same time sits on the sidelines and with affection
observes the reaction of the awakened family members.
Meanwhile, the cat's goal is achieved and she gets her long-awaited
But only the telephone does not approve of these terrible procedures.
In the tube, something hangs, the apparatus began to squeak not in its own voice.
We'll have to change it soon and find a new instrument of self-improvement for Bash.