HISTORY # 3 "PRO TARAKANOV"
Where did the cockroaches disappear?
Recently, I spent ten days in the hospital on scheduled treatment at the department
Neurology. All the free time devoting to the study of the life of pets
gods - cockroaches, which the summer heat does not touch.
And I came to the remarkable conclusion that all those offensive preparations,
which they unsuccessfully try to poison unhappy fat sick people
aunt, only stimulate their activity for a good purpose - to continue
Upon returning home, I carefully shook up the hospital belongings and found
several frivolous individuals who were immediately
punishment - let them into the sewer system together with the water from the bath.
The cat showed no interest in them. I think they are safe
got to the neighbors with water, where they found a more hospitable shelter.
I remembered that 30 years ago a well-known medical doctor called
cockroaches - nurses. I do not know what he meant, but me
interested in the fate of these ancient cohabitants of the human race.
I sent letters to my friends and acquaintances with care for the fate of the unfortunate creatures.
The responses I received were greatly surprised and disturbed.
As shown by the survey, Moscow, Moscow region and New York have long been unaware of
that such cockroaches. They were replaced by a seemingly stronger beast - a rat. Only
Germany was pleased. Cockroaches can still be found there.
All this greatly upset me. If the non-malicious cockroaches are already beginning to die out,
contemporaries of dinosaurs, the fate of mankind is also alarming.
And no global cooling or warming of this can be explained.
The only thing that soothes is the modern cosmogonic theory:
The universe came out of the point and will become a point again relatively soon. Then already
will not be up to cockroaches.