According to the classic of the genre, V. Zhirinovsky: "EXPLAIN !!"
LONGOLIERS are small sculptural images made by hand from plaster and processed "under marble."
The size of the frame of the INDIVIDUAL LONGOLER is 200 mm * 230 mm.
The expression of the face (face, face, whatever) of each LONGOLIER is not planned in advance and is determined by the author's momentary mood and his rich fantasy on the verge of psychiatry.
The loud name LONGOLER stuck to them accidentally from our cat, which often and for a long time looks at one point in space, for example, on a wall on which there is absolutely nothing. And I, remembering Stephen King's famous eponymous film, thought and said that she was watching the LONGOLLERS, which we do not see. But, unlike Stephen King LONGOLERS, ours are not as evil, but different, like all normal people. A distant relationship OUR LONGOLIERS have with the sculpture of ancient MAYA. There they apparently had ritual functions. And probably from this OUR LONGOLYERS have found in themselves medical properties. They treat such diseases as alcoholism, stomatitis, prostatitis, osteochondrosis and hypertension satisfactorily. But they can not fight the cockroaches in the kitchen. In the apartment they create an amazing atmosphere of creativity and interest in life. In all respects, our LONGOLIERS significantly exceed the notorious Chinese FEN-SHUI.
As a SMART GIFT for SMART PEOPLE, they do not have a price. You can order from us the facial expression (face, muzzle, if you will) of LONGOLER, and, thus, program its therapeutic properties.
Sincerely, Rusin Nikolay and his little brothers in the mind.
P.S. Surprisingly, the individuals with the tongue sticking out are most in demand.
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