DELIVERED ON ME CROSS
Finally, our favorite HEALTH MINISTRY put an end to all their attempts bring me the slender ranks of Uzbek builders of communism. And gave me life after death , or (do not know how to correct ) certificate of disability. And before I was forced to village every year appear before the experts - Aesculapius and twice a year pass so-called shareware treatment. And I decided to joy Latin American and wear a hat to be photographed against pyatidesyatikilogramovogo Hispanic cactus and winter landscape (see photo) .
This hat , knowing my love for exotic headgear , I somehow brought from Barcelona. I wore it only once then drank 200 grams of vodka and without removing crossed the street from the city of Tashkent Lisunova Pioneer to the streets under the puzzled - Aboriginal envious glances . But only one seller at the market said their attitude my headdress . Said that this hat is well to collect strawberries.
By the way , in my eyes put my cactus friend of mine - bootlegger (Manufactured home harmless alcohol). He wants to cook a bucket of tequila.
We're glad that we started in the spring . And jinxed . Now again cold and snow in bulk . It does not melt . Its not clean . And I do every day now HOW Meres wade through snowdrifts with his " wooden " leg.
Well, so far , good luck and whole ,
Nicholas Rusin .
P.S. Hi aborigines !