Congratulations on the occasion of May 1! It does not dare to utter his former name, which today Putin even ashamed to say.
In our country it is not pleasing to God and is not included in the register public holidays.
But I have already reached this level of self-improvement and meditation thanks targeted mortification polutorarazovym day Power and prison regime of solitary confinement that, like green the grass is equally happy and the sun and rain, and Friday and Monday.
Today especially happy for all those who have not forgotten this holiday.
True, one stray thought from the evil flies in the morning on my aching head.
But drinking vodka alone May 1 I considered an immoral act.
Now I drink up your tea and stout'll macaroni hole (Coaxial hole) and nedieticheskimi cutlets.
Well, so far.