I just successfully overcome 3000 kilometers horizontally with an azimuth of north-north-west through the efforts of the Boeing 767, two hundred US dollars and tender feelings experienced by me FMS of Russia.
At the airport arrival entered into an unequal battle with the conveyor for baggage, the speed of which cleverly chosen so that would not be possible It was to go see the number of baggage, printed in small type at the crumpled a piece of paper.
But the people do not suffer our great imagination and uses mostly black bags, proposed by the Chinese textiles.
Besides, someone's idiotic idea, all, without exception, bags wrapped a film, wonderful masking individual features luggage.
Of course I like the most cunning, trying to predict the tragicomic situation.
And at home tied to the handle of the bag opoznovatelnuyu red ribbon. But our people also turned out to be the most cunning.
Red ribbons are on every second bag.
As a result, I and not only I, like the famous fairy tale character "Alibaba and the Forty Thieves " I tried in vain to identify his native luggage.
I am giving up on every second tridtsatikilogrammovuyu bag.
And turned it, trying to find at least some familiar signs or see damn number. Well, my luggage, carefully camouflaged in the meantime happily cheat circles on the circular conveyor.
In short, I was tormented to the pressure, 180/100.
And I just rescued a delicious four glasses of vodka drunk at home. In the attached file is a photo of my latest work "Mexican jerboa" precious fur is formed by needles from disposable syringes, previously flew into my own ass.
Artwork Nave vile feelings author and the charm of African ritual masks.